Amerrika is back

 This photo is credit of the whitehouse.gov site. This sets the tone for all of POTUS's current term as its basically his official cover photo. The collective opinion of the Bronzer Report staff is that this could have been tons better. The bronzing is not bad, but my Dad (RIP) a blue collar construction worker who died at 84 after a bout with fake COVID would have said "that's a half-ass job".  Translated, it means, it looks ok from a distance, but up close you can see the effort lacks quality and detail. Basically in the light of day, he would say "it looks like shit" because you can see POTUS (or his makeup artist?) missed some spots on his temple, and his left his ear and the authoritarian pointing hand are un-bronzed. To him its like painting the wall, but not the trim or window sill. Also, over application on the cheekbones is a common mistake, but kudos for the shade which I would call "dusky amber", as it is close to just right. This indicates how everything will be done in DJT's second term, hastily and with low quality, but occassionally he will almost get something just right.  I wish this wasn't so easy, really I do.

For context, my Dad would never wear makeup, because he thought it was just for women and it makes any man seem effeminate to him. Silly man. Here he is with his Trump supporting friends, salt of the earth real Walmart shopping Americans. You can tell they weren't fashion mavens exactly, but still had that raw old man sex appeal.  Dad supported Trump too because he (and his buds) thought that the female "reporters" at Fox News had GREAT makeup, and nice legs. They tuned in every day, and never missed Hannity or Tucker either. RIP Pops.