The Bronzer Report 2-20-2025 midweek update

    The Bronzer Report does not put "spin" on any of its POTUS paint tan analysis, neither do we use AI unless its approved by Elon and his team.  This is serious business, and as pointed out earlier this week, Trumps visit to the Daytona 500 over the weekend has pumped him up.  His "Bronzeness" looked radiant, and as predicted, the cultish adoration dopamine is still throbbing in the Presidents temples days later. And who can deny him, I mean so much winning.

    For proof, look at this frickin mid week bronze job below. I am sorry libtards, but this spells serious bidness for the red machine. Other than missing the ear and side temple (forgivable, because how could he anticipate being photographed from this side angle) the team is gushing about the texture, evenness and shade of this masterpiece. Orange tint... hell yeah!  The scowl and the bulging varicose eye vein is the coupe de grout. Well done fine Sir, Well Done!