Weekend wrap up - Mr. Lutnick comes to Washington

 

     What a rough week for the Libs. POTUS's tan continues to reflect his confidence and unwavering deserved self-adoration at the moment. To wit, the impeccable application of this event based bronzer for the swearing in of the new Secretary of Commerce, the honorable Howard Lutnick.  Finally, I mean finally a guy that knows how to flatter Trump in front of the press (aka the fake news media) and the Project 2025 inner circle. Look at our President's reaction, as compared to Mr. Lutnick's. Sublime joy is what we here at the Bronzer Report label it. And look at the President's choice of a yellow tie... I mean f*ck me, is he a wardrobe genius as well. Look how it fricking accentuates and highlights his creamy brown complexion. Dumb dumb Dem's can take a seat until POTUS gets out of this pattern of just plain kicking ass.

      And as to Mr. Lutnick, this guy was cranking on all cylinders, am I right?  You have to ignore the obvious anagram of Lutnick's name that constantly popped into the collective consciousness of the TUPBR staff, like a bunch of his pubescent buds chanting "Nutlick, nutlick, nutlick....) so weird that the Whitehouse didn't see this.  But maybe we under estimate the WH team protecting our dear Leader. Trump may need this bazooka of an ad hominem  attack in the future if Mr. Nutlick fails a loyalty test or is sub par. All Howie has to do is remember the very memorable anagram for his name and act accordingly. And by the way, his last name is not his fault, it was given to him by God almighty. And kudos to him for the courage to not change it, and the prescience to understand that President Trump will one day see the value in it. God Bless!