Elon Musk’s Starlink Set to Snatch FAA’s $2.4 Billion Contract from Verizon—Because There is No Need to Pretend Anymore
By The Bronzer Report, March 6, 2025 Today we at the Bronzer report take a break on POTUS bronzing, and bring you an urgent report from and anonymous guest reporter who is imbedded deeply undercover in the world of Technology. We still believe it is "better to look good than feel good" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0RTD7250II But for now, enjoy this mind blowing report from the frontlines... At this point, corruption isn’t just happening in plain sight—it’s getting a government contract and a shiny SpaceX sticker slapped on it. Fortunately, this is all for the people's benefit. In the latest episode of America: The Billionaire Edition , the FAA is reportedly considering yanking a $2.4 billion contract from Verizon and handing it to none other than DOGE. Whoop's, we meant Elon Musk’s Starlink , because when you’re in charge, why wouldn’t you just give your billionaire bestie a massive payday? Spoiler alert!...
