Welcome to Trumpistan: The Doomsday Kleptocracy
A Satirical Survival Guide for the Post-Truth Apocalypse Chapter 1: The Supreme Leader Speaks (And It’s Absolute Nonsense) Trump, what a great sense of humor. When I think of the Donald, that's the first thing I think of. What a self deprecating and hilarious leader he is. Ladies and gentlemen, gather ‘round the golden trough of wisdom, for your beloved Dear Leader has spoken! And by "spoken," we mean he’s just bellowed a series of disconnected phrases like “Bigly beautiful walls!” , “The best economy, maybe ever!” , and “I don’t even know who Terry Moran is—sounds like a loser!” Oh yeah, and the Declaration of Independence is "about love and unity." If you say so sir. But fear not, citizens of Trumpistan! The MAGA faithful will nod along, clutching their Official Trump bitcoin , because in this glorious kleptocracy, reality is whatever He says it is. The sky is green, water is dry, and every criticism is just “Trump Der...
